NOVEMBER 2002 JOURNAL ARCHIVE

now...to all the inept ones out there. the word your is possessive. you should use this form of the word when you are talking about someone's stuff. for example- "let me see your package of M&M's"

you're, on the other hand, is a contraction. it means you ARE. this is ALL it means...and it ALWAYS means this. ain't that nifty how that works? it's two words combined into one!

too means ALSO. like in the sentence- "you're an idiot when it comes to the english language and bob is too"

Now...for all of you out there that constantly use these two words incorrectly...you can stop. You have me to thank.

Something poor, clueless Kitana will NEVER hear on the other end of the phone...

"Yea. Hi. Is this Kitana? Yea...hi, we've seen your glorious resume, and wow...you are definitely gonna make it big as a LEGITIMATE actress, we can tell...so, we wanna hire you for this new movie we're doing. It's a serious role, and from looking at your extensive acting experience, we think you'd be perfect. I mean, hell, you played the "girl at the party" on the pilot of Fastlane...wow! When can we meet?"

Don't you love it when these ignorant sluts think they're gonna make it in mainstream movies?? Sorry, Kitana, or whatever your real name is (we all know the porn star names really help when it comes to getting real acting jobs!), but you will never become a real actress, so please...stop embarassing yourself and your family and women in general and stick to showing the ol' puss...that's all your good for, kid...

Gosh...I totally forgot to mention that she's a stripper too. I mean, she left it out of her resume for some reason! Golly, I dunno why!

Ha. I have talked to a number of website developers that use dreamweaver...I guess they're "kiddies," huh? Like I have always said...it's stupid to do your site like that. Well..I wouldn't say stupid...but a waste of time, that's for sure. It's like using a handsaw to cut down a tree when the guy next to you is using a chainsaw...why waste the time when a program will do it for you? NO ONE knows how you did your site (unless you put a button like this on your site)...I highly doubt anyone cares how you made it. A website isn't about design for the most part....it's about functionality. Who here cares more about design than content? Sure, a really crappy page design-wise might get a bit annoying, but that's usually not the case. The sites that people say are so well designed are, for the most part, impossible to navigate...not built for the screen resolution used by the majority (800x600), which means most of us have to scroll left and right and up and down just to see any of your content...and so on. The sites people praise as being designed well are almost always the worst when it comes to content. You don't see amazon.com or e bay or imdb.com or any other major site using such design techniques. I think for the most part people want a site that isn't totally ugly, easy to navigate, and has enough content to keep them entertained.

By the way....why are some people so concerned over cookies? Oh no! Cookies are great...I don't wanna have to go to a site and have to fill out all my information again, or tell them what I like or how I want the site to be displayed everytime. Big deal, someone who runs some crappy site is gonna see that you visited girls with big boobies- do any you really think that there's a huge database somewhere that can tell some secret govt. agency what movies you read reviews for online or when you ordered pizza online? No one cares...trust me! I just don't get why some people worry about the so called invasion of privacy with cookies...

Shepard (I like to beat people up and crash my car into people) Smith said that the astronauts were loading cargo into the international space station...that they were up there in zero gravity. Too bad there is no such thing as zero gravity. I'm an idiot and I know that much...ya think Fox News would do some research! http://amos.indiana.edu/library/scripts/zerogravity.html

has anyone see the new jaguar commercials with the husband and wife? She gives him a gift and it's a model jag, and he seems disappointed, she takes a pic of him opening it up...then she pushes the picture in front of his face and he's not paying attention, so she uses her foot to push his hand holding the picture closer to his face, and you see the real jag in the driveway thru the window that's behind him...kinda sweet. :*)** I'm all choked up now...

I'm thankful for the ability to teach clueless girls online the meaning of various english words.

Oh my God. You know what? I'm thankful today...for dumbasses with websites! Check this girl out. She is a total bitch to her so called friend Shannon (Shannon is dumb enough to take her shit nonstop.) Anyhow...this is how her post starts today:
"I am thankful for: my knowledge, skills, and personality (three things I consider to be my greatest assets); "

Hey bitch...you have the biggest head of anyone on earth!! Then, I see this where she makes fun of her "FRIEND'S" school on her friend's on site: As an academic institution, IU sucks royally. But you'll see what I mean since you are going to be a student there in the not-so-distant future.
Ashley | Email | Homepage | 11.26.02 - 9:42 pm

Ashley- you're an idiot...and I'm not alone in that opinion. Must you always say something mean to Shannon? Do you really think you're THAT great? And dear God, how can ANYONE talk to you without kicking you in the face?

Okay...this slut bugs the crap out of me. Funniest thing...she posted an apology on her site for a picture that was on her site...a picture of her (she's 16) in a bra and some girl named Melissa who is topless, but covering her breasts. First off...this Cassie girl is totally slutty. She is half naked throughout her site...she even did an interview where the reporter attacked her and other girls on the net like her who show all the skin they can (she was dumb enough to do the interview, where she even says that she knows that she might get hacked to death by some weirdo who sees her online, but that she doesn't mind in the end- that tells you that this girl isn't functioning with all her brain cells in the first place!) She also has the following listed at the top of everyone one of her posts:

[ WISHLIST ] [ NUDE CAMS ] [ FORUMS] [ GUESTBOOK ]
[ TOP CAMGIRLS ] - [ WILD CAMGIRLS ] - [ SEXY CAMGIRLS ]

Wishlist- dirty old men can send her stuff! You can also send her cash thru paypal! On the picture she apologized for it reads "we like tips...paypal loves you!"
Nude Cams- This link takes you to a number of nude cams (makes sense, huh?)
Top Camgirls- More half naked and naked teen cams!
Wild Camgirls- EVEN MORE nude cams!
Sexy Camgirls- This link says this site contains no porn, but it's a lie, because I clicked it, and what do I see? Half naked and naked women!! Also, a window pops up when you click the "no porn" site and it reads "Free XXX Webcams" and more naked women. Golly...thank goodness there's NO porn on that site!

NOW- this girl doesn't want people to see her a slut or a "hoe" (a garden tool?! I guess she flunked english), or anything similar...yet, she is almost always half naked on her cam...she accepts gifts from strangers for getting on cam (wait...I'm sorry, weirdos send her money and gifts out of the kindess of their hearts! yea...), and she has all this porn linked from her site.

Also...her most recent posts says this "These girls are the greatest! <3 them. =)" above are these two pictures. As far as I can tell, the black girl with the scary looking piercing is a nude model. Her site is a pay site where you can see her booty! She is also available for modeling ("modeling is getting nude and showing your labia to some cheap camera? I never knew!) Kinda odd for her to call these two sluts the greatest right after apologizing for what she says was no big deal (16 year olds are ALWAYS on the net with their bras on, next to topless girls covering their nipples! Of coouurrsee!) By the way...I didn't see anything but the main page of the white girl's site, but she has a gallery, and they have previews on the front page where she is in lingerie, she is showing her legs, showing her feet...etc. Anyone wanna take a guess at what's on this girl's site? I just think that's a bit ironic that she apologizes, then posts all this stuff...she sure is doing a good job at making sure people don't see her as a "hoe!"

That's all, right? Well...not really. I could go on for days. BUT...Here are a few other points. First off her site is called Kinkay.net (hmm, what on earth could that mean!?)...when you go to her site these are the other sites that popup. Be warned...these sites DO contain nudity.

That was odd. They gave me the wrong pie the other day at McDonalds, so I called and they wrote my name down and said I could get a new one. The correct pie. Apple this time, instead of the gross pumpkin. Anyhow. I pulled into the drive thru line, I guess I could have just taken the order of the person behind me, huh? But...no, I told the cute girl at the window that my name was written down for a replacement pie...without checking anything, she went over to the pies, got me an apple and thanked me. Nice. I could have been lying! I wasn't tho...so we're all good. I think she may have been flirting with me (laugh now, Lisa.)

I spent most of the day (Tuesday) at my brother's new house. Well...I was there for 7:45 to 2 PM, so that's all day to me. I had to wait for the plumber to come and fix a leak he had. I was told the guy would be there anytime from 8-10, but almost definitely 8...so I had to be there before 8. I get there and wait forever...the plumber calls after10 and says he will try to get out there today. I'm thinking I will have to stay there till 5 PM and the guy might not even come at all. That might suck...especially since instead of watching the big screen tv downstairs with digital cable, I had to wait upstairs with the smaller tv and basic cable...so I was stuck watching court shows all day. I watched Judge Hatchett, she's pretty cool. Too bad she has that name...I never watched it before, because she sounded like some hillbilly judge or something. No offense to anyone named Hatchett! I just hear that and I think of texas justice times ten...and that texas justice guy can get annoying with the accent and all. Anyhow, the plumber got there after 11, took a while to do something, then left and came back...he called me in there to help him, which I did...had to hold the drain in place while he unscrewed something underneath it. Isn't that odd? I didn't get paid! I never understand how they come to your house and charge you, then expect you to come and help. Bring two guys from now on if you need two! Not a big deal, and I didn't mind, but what if I had minded? He would have been screwed. Plus, it's just sorta odd...the electric guy doesn't ask you to climb the pole with him....or does he? That might be kinda odd.

So...I watched court shows all day and ate their food. Well, I just ate a chicken sandwich and drank some cranberry juice. Next time I come, get some better food people! Geesh. Some people. (Lisa hates when I say that.) I didn't sleep much the night before, because...well, I watching Pelswick on video, and then mom woke me up at 7 so I could get ready and go. I slept maybe an hour...probably less at about 5, I think? I don't feel tired sitting here now, but who knows...when I lie down and watch Pelswick again in a bit, I will probably fall asleep. I'll wake up nervous of course, so that sucks. I hate when that happens.

I'm gonna change the layout again. This is just temporary. I hate how it looks. It's not ALL that different from before, I know...but I liked it before...I don't know, but I did. I like this even less. I'm actually gonna use geocities pagebuilder so I can layer stuff. I don't know HTML very well, so ya know...it works. Lisa is embarassed now, because I said I will use pagebuilder, but I don't mind. If you do your site all out in code in notepad or wordpad or whatever, then I personally think you have too much time on your hands to begin with! Plus, why not do it the easy way? I will! You do it the hard way. So...hopefully I can get some decent scans from the as told by ginger even stevens holiday special and make a as told by ginger christmas layout. Hopefully it'll work out...

I will be watching the Degrassi marathon on New Year's Eve. Anyone care? Anyone remember the original Degrassi? They had Degrassi Jr. High and then Degrassi High, both Canadian shows, but from the 80's. Great television. Classic, even. The new show hails from Canada too, and it's called Degrassi: The Next Generation..it's pretty good. I need to catch up on the episodes. (for some reason, I can't get the mp3 of the theme song to work...it keeps asking for my username and password, which I give, but it won't work...I'll try not to cry. Then, I will try to download it on kazaa! Scratch that...you can download the theme song here)

I wonder if that girl feels weird that her butt (which is behind the logo, which I have no control over!) is on my site now...hmmm...
hey girl...the degrassi logo is on your butt...

I just finished reading the book, More Than a Carpenter by Josh McDowell. It's about Jesus, basically. Apologetics. Very convincing proofs for anyone who is skepitcal. I, myself, am not...but ya know. Some of you might be? I got the book New Evidence that Demands a Verdict by the same guy at the library, and the book TV Nation by Michael Moore which is all about the show of the same title, which I never saw...but they have the episodes on DVD on amazon.com if you wanna buy em for me, kids. Wait, I'm not a camwhore...nevermind.

Okay, I just saw some gay commercial with Britney Spears' sister for some crappy little karaoke thing. Nice. Another no talent little girl who will end up becoming all slutty like the rest of the no talent hacks who think they can sing! Please gag me. This girl is as annoying as her can't sing/ doesn't even sing at her concerts, slut of a sister...go away, both of you! And take that freaky ass whore Christina Aguilera with you! By the way, can whoreguilera stop posing half nude in men's magazines lately? She appears in Blender and Maxim, I believe? Blender and some other men's magazine. Too bad NO ONE is talking about the music on her CD, they're too busy talking about what a freak/slut she has become...good job, dumbass. Your handlers need to be fired and you need to find a new career...

Home Movies was funny Sunday night...especially the story with Coach McGuirk and gambling...hilarious stuff. Once again, Jon H. Benjamin is my hero! Also, Jason from home movies: "Back off bitches, I'm trying to concentrate." He was at the slot machine with money he got from Coach, and he wouldn't let Brendon or Melissa play any of the quarters...nice, huh? I thought so...

Funny...Carl is convinced he made a girl in class disappear with vanishing powder he got at the magic shop. Too bad she moved across town, and that's why she's gone "missing." New episodes rule, people. Entertaining Penguins...what a great name for a book. (If you have no idea...I am referring to the most recent episode of As Told By Ginger.)

Okay, this girl has some serious issues. First off, she has a whole section of reviews on a show SHE was on! Secondly, she wonders why the only thing people (mainly strangers, I'm guessing) ask her about is how she was on The Real World (oh, golly, smart one...I have no idea why everyone would ask you about how you were on a tv show! DUH) Third...well, she whines way too much, and the fact that she even has a site in the first place is scary. Read some of her stuff and you will see that she's clearly pretty brain dead...she can't figure out why people talk about the real world to her all the time, and she can't understand why the evil producers made things look worse than they really were (it's a tv show that needs good ratings! no way!)...too clueless for me...oh, and by the way- she's the one who appeared half naked, all slutty looking in one of those men's magazines. Even more clueless! Oh, one more thing....Lori, dear, do you think ANYONE wants to read an etire post on your brazilian wax? Especially when you refer to it as losing "five pounds of hair weight from the area down under?!?!?!" I saw ONE episode and thought she might have been attractive...but umm, needless to say (even tho I'm saying it), I changed my mind!

You hear about this Florida woman whose car went over the bridge and she was stuck in it for three days, hidden behind some trees, and now she's suing the resuce workers for not finding her earlier? People scare me. I have one thing to say to her...I hope they come to your house and take you back to you back to where they found you. Let's waste more tax money with ignorant zero- IQ lawsuits! I think she might be a candidate for dumbass of the month! More stuff later tonight...and I WILL post the song and the video clip I talked about before. I'm such a liar, huh? Again! Oh, and one more thing...Lisa stinks

To the participants of the class action lawsuit against McDonalds (full story here)- you are an embarassment to the human race...you are complete idiots who need to do us all a favor and eat even more fast food, blimp up to 900 pounds, and be confined to your beds where we don't have to deal with your fat brainless asses any longer. Better yet...do me a favor and jump off a very tall building...you are a waste of space and oxygen.

These greedy psychopaths (yes they are definitely psychotic) are suing McDonalds because they claim their kids got obese from eating fast food all the time (one is a 15 year old boy who weighs 400 pounds, god please take his dumb fat ass of the earth if you ask me!!), and that they should post warnings or pay (possibly) millions of dollars in penalties. Yea...you're too stupid to know that eating big macs everyday will make you fat? The world is a better place without people like you!! One of the kids whose parents are suing has eaten McDonalds EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE since he was 6 years old, and he is now a teenage!! WELL, HELLO JACKASSES! Of course eating fast food EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE will make you fat! Obviously we have some very fat people with some very skinny brains here! I can see it now...walk into McDonalds and at the counter is a sign that reads as follows: "warning..if you eat this food everyday your ass will get really fat." WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!! As I said...class action participants...you are no longer welcome on earth...please vacate in the manner of your choice.
more stupid warning labels

While I'm the subject of total fucking losers...Hamas and any of that group's supporters...leave this planet as well, will you? I love how the Hamas spokesman was on tv all day talking about how it is okay to kill innocent children (and adults) on buses because of the Israeli's "SO CALLED occupation" (I will say it again- the country is ISRAEL! Palestine is NOT a nation...it is a group of psychopaths who WANT a nation from land that is ALREADY a nation!! Israel doesn't occupy ANYTHING besides...hmm...ISRAEL!) Whatever his name is (Hamas spokesman) and the rest of his demonic cohorts...don't worry- you will one day burn in hell with the rest of the evil scum of the world, so it's not all bad!

On a lesser note...the guy and girl from the Bachelor- INSANE! Yeah...let's meet on what is nothing more than a tv GAME SHOW and get engaged. How sweet! He proposed to me on the season finale of what is in essence the price is right of marriage!! HEHEHEHE!! Losers...

Does ANYONE buy Progressive car insurance's nonsense? They must waste a ton of money on ads that try to get us to believe they'll help you save money by using their competitors instead of getting your insurance thru them. Umm...yeah. If they really did that, they would qualify as one of the dumbest companies in history. Let's get people to contact us, and instead of getting them as customers, we'll transfer them to our biggest competitors. Oh yea...I buy that! So, if noone with any brain cells buys that nonsense, why do they keep spending tons of money on ads saying the same thing? I will say it again- advertising is pointless 99.9% of the time.

Go here and watch the interview Marilyn Manson did with Micheal Moore from the movie Bowling For Columbine. Manson is talking nonsense...he ends his rambling thoughts with stuff about people being forced to conform to buy toothpaste and zit cream. It's hilarious how he thinks he has any idea what he's talking about. I also like how he says the president has more influence over kids than he does. LOL. That is truly comical. Manson- you are an attention starved, no talent idiot who DOES have a negative effect on the youth of America. I should post some of your sick lyrics on the site here...you need to shut up and stop blaming capitalism and government and such...it's laughable!

Everyone hear the news? The oh-so-wise people in medicine and science say that a high fat diet may be good for you...may help you lose weight, and is good for the heart. This is why you should NEVER trust scientists. People in science in general have the god complex going on...they think, we're scientists, trust us...if you don't, you're stupid! Well, that's odd boys and girls...milk is good for you, milk is bad for you; eggs are good for you, eggs are bad for you; red meat is good for you, red meat is bad for you; now it's- fat is good for your heart, when they have been telling us forever that fat is what causes heart disease! Do me a favor and don't trust science...it's way too flawed, and they always think they're right because "science" is on their side...funny.

I was watching Home Movies that I taped from Sunday night. I noticed at the end that Melissa says either "sucker"
or f*cker." I think it's the latter, but I'm not sure, so I am posting the sound clip here. (tomorrow i will post it! i'm lazy, huh? i still didn't post "any dream will do" i will tho) You tell me what she's saying!

And...why are we letting Iraq fire on allied jets AGAIN? We are wasting time with this weapons inspection nonsense! Hussein is still trying to shoot down jets patrolling the no- fly zone...so why does ANYONE think he's willing to give over his weapons and completely disarm? I have said it before, and I will say it again...the U.N. is an archaic group that no longer serves any real purpose.

That girl who hosts VH1's Rock The House is kinda cute...maybe it's the accent. Pretty boring show overall (it's the same thing as the annoying trading spaces -sorry Lisa! and all the trading spaces copycats- actually, trading spaces is a copy of the UK series changing rooms), but that girl is kinda cute...as I already said. (Anyone remember that The Chris Isaak Show aired repeats on VH1? How long did that last...a month? Season 3 of the show is coming in 2003 on Showtime.

What's up with that Kelly Rowland chick? Terrible music...scary hair...huge lips...somehow popular, I don't get it. Their life was "stole?" Someone needs to go back to english class and write songs that make sense!

I have an idea for the comic...good thing for Lisa, it's now a comic strip instead of a comic book. Less work, easier material...wait...ya know what? I think violence and action is easier than comedy. I'm scared that I won't be able to come up with anything funny...no worries with Lisa, she's smart enough and creative enough...Another good thing for Lisa- we can now use HER version of the character.

Look at the Disney stuff. I like the pics of the "naughty stuff" from the various movies and such...

How does such a successful company go down the drain? I think the problem with most companies is this- they're too greedy. They want to fire tens of thousands to help the stock go up a penny...it's sad. No company that has billions of dollars should ever get to the point where they can't even afford christmas parties! Another interesting story here from the same website...

Someone buy me some Doug videos for Christmas...or even Rocko's Modern Life videos, or Hey Arnold, or Aghh Real Monsters...

Finally, the woman who did the voice for Pocahontas in the terrible Disney movie. I thought Pocahontas was a little kid, yet she looks like a buxom babe in the movie! I found a website for the lady who did the voice (she also modeled for the artists of the film and was the basis of the character's look), and she's pretty, so I thought I would add the link here.

I just finished watching Fastlane, a rerun on MTV. This is a good show...but only because of the two leads who have great chemistry and great comedic timing. It is nearly ruined (as I have said before) by the terrible, silly, ridiculous as a cop (oh yea, I buy her leading up an elite covert group of cops)Tiffany Thiessan. What were the guys and gals in casting thinking when they called her agent up? This show is a C- instead of the B it could be without her. Maybe next we can get a show where Screech from Saved By the Bell plays a NAVY seal.

Am I alone in thinking that those herbal essence commercial are inappropriate? Yes!! YESS YESSSSS!!! Classless...

I went to McDonalds earlier, and I ordered a number 1 (Big Mac meal) with fries and an apple pie. I get home, start eating, get to the pie, and it's not apple, it's pumpkin. Not only that..but, it has a little label on the side that says must use by 10:26 A.M. 11/18/02. Now, call me crazy, but it was around 4 hours past it's prime, and that just bugs me. I mean, I surely won't die from eating it, but is it too much to ask for them to give me a pie that hasn't expired, and the right flavor maybe? Fast food is hard work...ask anyone who has done it, but it's not hard to get an order right...especially when you're not very busy. McDonalds ALWAYS gets my order wrong. Oh, by the way...my Big Mac...it only had half a piece of meat on the bottom. Weird, huh? I called them. I mean, they messed it up, they owe me, right?

I like sending off for stuff that you find in the newspaper or on the boxes of food or whatever. I found this Sun Maid Raisin offer for a recipe box, recipe cards, and Sun Maid coupons...I always cut coupons out of the newspaper and the things in the mail, plus any recipes I see as well. It's nifty fun...I think.

I notice that Law and Order is on all night tonight on TNT...well, not ALL night, but 5 or 6 episodes I believe. I guess that would be all night then, huh? I love that show. Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterson are the best. I need to watch that Showtime original movie Sightings: The Heartland Ghost. Nia Long is pretty in it. Which is very odd...

I see that one of my favorite movies, Speechless, is now on DVD. I have been waiting for the movie to come out on DVD. Micheal Keaton is one of my favorite actors, and Geena Davis is really cute in it. They both play speech writers for a senate race in New Mexico (maybe Arizona...I forget), but Davis is working for one guy and Keaton for the other...so after they fall for each other, and they find all of this out, it goes south...ultimately, love prevails. :*)* I might cry now...I hope I didn't just ruin the movie for anyone!
speachless on dvd. with micheal keaton and geena davis

speachless on dvd. with micheal keaton and geena davis

Micheal Keaton is also in the new HBO Original Movie called Live From Baghdad (click here for more information on the film) which looks really good. It's about a group of CNN reporters covering the Gulf War in 1991...in the previews you can make out actors who are clearly supposed to be Peter Arnett and Bernard Shaw, both of whom covered the war for CNN. Looks like a really good drama, with some good action as well...you see the start of the air campaign when the buildings start to shake, and then they show a number of shots where Iraqi anti-aircraft fire is lighting up the sky. I never thought about it before, but it would be yellowish orange, no? I remember watching CNN and seeing the screen all lit up with green tracers...don't ask me why it was green? Night vision? Who knows. It looks cool tho. It premeires December 7 at 8 PM ET. on HBO.

I just got back from the store a while ago...they have the awful root beer, so I had to get red pop. Yum yum. It's not as good as root beer, but it's good nonetheless. 3 liters for $.85. See? I am frugal...sorta.

Finally (for now)...I have added the Popcorn movie page. This is one of the best horror movies ever if you ask me...I have also updated the Josh Q&A Page and the Beautiful Women page (again.) What else did I update? I've no idea...I'm sure I updated something else, but what page it was, I couldn't tell ya. I need to update the Latest Updates Page, huh?

Actually, I lied..one more thing. I had to post this (I will post it later tonight.) The Donny Osmond version of Any Dream Will Do from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. I am in love with the end where the background singer(s) are singing "any dream...any dream." On the second dream, the girl's voice waivers in this funny way...I don't know how she does it. Then again, it might be kids instead of a girl, I can't tell. Either way, it's really beautiful. Donny Osmond is cool by the way...

Okay, Mr. freak man...what the HELL did you do to your face now?!?! This man should be taken off the streets. I mean, seriously..anyone who does that to their nose/face is seriously troubled and most likely insane. He needs to live in a hospital with big white padded walls!! Mike...PLEASE...go away! For good this time...

Show your titties for charity! Glad to see people are still as classless as ever!

Just a thought: You know your country's leader is a bad guy when they always appear in public in military attire. For example- Saddam Hussein and Pakistan's Peres Musharraf (you'll notice, Musharraf suddenly started wearing suits when we forced him into helping us into overthrowing the Taliban. Maybe he thought he could fool the international community.) and...

I'm watching People's Court, and there's some black "couple" on there. The lady is suing the guy for kicking in her door....they had "sexual relations" for 2 years, as she said. They were never a couple, and they both knew that much. Anyhow...the woman is at home, and the guy calls her...she says she can't talk because she is performing oral sex on another man, and hangs up on him. He calls back, she says the same thing...and this time she takes the phone off the hook. A bit later, the guy shows up at the house and is kicking the door...her 5 year old son is screaming that the "big man" is at the door, so she goes to see what the deal is. He is saying he is there to give her her key back and to open up...she refuses...he is arrested hours later (the police let him go at first), and the charges were dropped after he admitted to kicking the door in. Funny thing about this case. The woman wanted it to become serious, yet he didn't...and she "stayed" with him for 2 years. Asked by Judge Marilyn Milian why she stayed around for 2 years if he would never take the next step...she replies "the sex was great." Great thing to say in court, genius. Makes you look really classy. So...now, she's having sex with this guy for 2 years...then she's suddenly performing oral sex on a totally new man (with her 5 year old son in the house, by the way- sorry, honey...mommy is busy!)...so, she's a classless slut, as I can gather from the case here. I thought it was funny how trashy she was, and not to mention the fact that she clearly didn't pass high school english class. I had to comment...

Fox news interrupts arab league ambassador to bring the world a fox news alert- a 5 minute low speed car chase in Los Angeles! Whooooo!!! A 5 minute "chase" that ended with no problem...yet they broke away from a live interview with the ambassador, and covered the chase for nearly 5 minutes themselves. Good job, Fox News! Not only do you have 900 million alerts a day (99% of the alerts are pointless and not really alerts at all), but now you break away from important stories to bring us nonsense like 5 minute chases. Ugh...

Oh, by the way...Bush, who spoke at Arlington National Cemetary for Veterans' Day, used that event to talk AGAIN about Iraq. Kind of insensitive if you ask me. One note on this- Bush, once again, used the nonexistant word "nuculeer." The most powerful man on earth is going to lead the world in ridding Iraq of weapons he can't even pronounce! Hilarious stuff!

Two questions...Why does anyone on earth like Madonna? and- How is it that James Bond is such a womanizer, yet he never gets called out on it? I mean...every single Bond movie is this- Bond has a mission...meets "beautiful" woman/or women in process...sleeps with one of them...completes mission, the end.

What is with the media and Iraq? You think the government is dumb enough to send the media the entire war plan for Iraq? They keep talking about 200-250 thousand troops being sent in as part of the invasion. Umm, people...the white house already said they're going to use disinformation when it comes to Iraq (sending out disinformation to the media is just silly...especially if you mention before hand that you will be using it in the first place!) Wow, we sure fooled that Hussein guy! We said we were gonna make stuff up, then we made stuff up, and he's gonna think that's what we're really gonna do! Am I the only one who sees how ridiculous this is? Why is the media reporting all this stuff, when they know that the chance of it being the actual "war plan" is like .0001%? Makes no sense to me. Anyhow...what's Bush's obsession with Iraq? Why do they beat around the bush and say 'we're gonna have to attack ya if you don't comply,' when all their words and actions outside of that say, 'we're going to attack you no matter what...all this resolution stuff is for show.' As I have said before...Bush has NOTHING going for him...He has done nothing so far, and he has to use Iraq to try to accomplish something...ANYTHING. It's sad. If we're gonna deal with Iraq, when are we going to force the Chinese to disarm? Considering the fact that they're by far the biggest threat to global peace...or North Korea for that matter? We're just gonna let them slide and take out Hussein, because we screwed up a decade ago and have sat on our hands for nearly 12 years?? Note to government- PREVENTION. Security was terrible...the INS was in disarray, and September 11 took place...you never dealt with Hussein, and you let him thumb his nose at the U.N. and the U.S. for over ten years...and now we're in this mess...you have to learn how to prevent these things from ever happening in the first place! The U.S. is good at taking action (well, sometimes atleast), but we're terrible at preventing stuff BEFORE it happens. It's like no one is D.C. has any common sense. I don't get it, and I never will...let's waste more time tho, let's keep the INS in its current form, doing more bad than good...let's keep the borders practically totally open...let's let anyone in who wants in actually! Hell...let's send convoys around the world, and bring in the worst of the worst...golly! What an idea! Get a clue, guys!

More and more scary kids! I am seeing a disturbing trend here...what on earth is wrong with kids today?! Are there ANY parents left out there? We've got one girl who is 16 and links to sex sites, has a cam where she shows as much as she can without being arrested for child porn...she also has a popup for camtracks which contains links to cams with a good amount of nudity...she also has a P.O. Box now, so the dirty old men can send her gifts! Don't worry fellas, if you don't wanna buy her a gift, you can send her money directly thru paypal! Yay!!

We've also got this winner at http://undi3s.org/ -appropriate for a girl who is clearly pretty slutty! She has cam pics that read "masturbate and be free" while she flips of the camera or shows her 17 year old panties and belly button holding a card that read "liz=sex slave"...she has text that lists how many people are on her site - "x amt of" people are "masturbating." She also wants everyone that visits her site to know that she has "huge knockers," she likes to kick people in the "labia" and enjoys "humping random people." Oh, don't forget kids- she's also "heavily equipped with a 12 inch black double- headed dildo." Her past times? Drinking and smoking pot according to her bio! What fun! Oh, and partying and meeting people...probably so they can get together and smoke pot while using that double headed dildo she's so proud of! Yippee! Oh, and one last thing...yes, she loves to play with your penis, she says....

Again...WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON WITH KIDS?!! You may think this is innocent fun, but it clearly is not...someone needs to shut these sites down. Better yet, these stupid parents need to do their jobs and actually look after their drug using, body exposing sluts...umm, I mean...children...

And since I'm posting pics...here ya go. Me before the facial surgery. Dr. Wilson gave me a new lease on life. I owe a lot to him.

Young people...scary. I'm watching The Real World Las Vegas...this Frank guy is talking to some girl on the phone, and he tells her that this one black girl is the bitchy black girl of the house...as a joke. That doesn't sound very bad to me! So, she turns it around and keeps telling all the other roommates that he said she was the black bitch of the house...trying to make it sound a bit racist and a bit worse than it really was. Hey idiots...grow up! You have this ignorant black chick who does this...the other black chick who is all saying Marc, it's not happening, yet she's totally slutty with him and flirting, and saying stuff that would make any normal person think that it IS gonna happen...you have the black guy that is now pissed because one of his people were insulted...you have the dumb little white girl who gets drunk all the time and is begging the one guy in the house to nail her...you have the other white guy who will do anyone in the house...this is why I'm in college...this is why I try to stay away from people in this age range...for the most part they're insane! The only normal one seems to be the southern chick who wants her dad to be proud of her and the Frank guy. He said I was the black bitch of the house! Wahhh...let's not bitch unless you can actually learn to hear what the guy said, jacky!!

Oh dear God, now they have totally turned it into a racial issue. BLACK PEOPLE! CHILL THE HELL OUT!! NOT EVERYONE ON EARTH IS RACIST! I am so tired of whiny people who ALWAYS think EVERYONE is racist ALL THE TIME!!!

Now, they're all trying to say that Marc is sexually harassing them...yet the one girl who is complaining about it the most acts like a complete slut around him. Oh god...give me a break!

I just realized something. I hate red apples. Okay, I don't know too much about apples and how all this works...but there are green ones, yellow ones, and red ones, no? I know there are different types, and I'm guessing colors has something to do with it. Then again, I thought green meant they weren't as ripe as the red ones...anyhow...we usually have green ones...I just ate a red one and its terrible. Totally different taste, has a totally different texture...all of that stuff. I never knew! This makes me wonder...apple juice is usually pretty good...which apples do they make it from?! Yuck. I'm upset...looking forward to a nice apple and I never realized (actually, I probably did, but forgot) that they taste different. I'll try not to cry, kids...

It's funny...they try to make political statements like this, but they also sell this. Yes, yes, yes...we see your point...Enron and other corporations are evil, but you're making money by mocking the death of innocent people. Which is worse? What you idiots do or what Enron does? Hmmm...that's an easy one fellas! Grow a brain...

Lately, I've been really nervous. To the point where I don't even wanna talk on the phone to Lisa at night. I mean...no offense to her...but I just wanna sleep a lot. Well, that's sorta true. I find that when I sleep, I can wake up and be nervous or wake up and be semi okay. It's a weird balance. This much sleep equals this mood. Am I making sense at all here? Sleeping affects the chemical layout of the brain...it's like friggin surgery trying to find the exact balance that takes away the anxiety and depression, and lately I have been doing badly at it! Yesterday morning was nice, tho...and today is starting out okay as well. I think the light of the day...as opposed to the lonely darkness of night is better as well. I'm happier during the day lately, but I might have said the opposite years ago. I'm not sure. Either way...yesterday morning I woke up and I watched the Monk movie that started the series...I went out and got some cereal, got the newspaper (I ordered a two week trial), brought the recyling bins back to the porch, put more bottles into the recycle bin, cleaned the kitchen a bit..and more...I was running around, mom was asking me what the deal was. I act hyperactive, she said. I am! It's weird how it works. I just wish I could keep that mood going all day. I'll figure it out eventually...I'm not too worried about it. Yesterday, I even answered the phone and didn't lie and say I wasn't home! It was okay...some lady calling trying to sell me a trip to orlando. I think I handled it quite well. It's common for those with anxiety disorders, especially social anxiety to rate their "performances" and see what was wrong with it or what was right about it. Everything I do outside of the house (inside the house when it comes to the phone or answering the door) is a performance. Most people don't live their lives like that, but people with social anxiety do. You're always worried you said the wrong thing, did the wrong thing, looked the wrong way...you name it, you worried about it. After you're in a safe place such as a car after going in to the store, you critique your performance. You wonder if anyone noticed you were different from everyone else...you wonder if anyone noticed you were somewhat out of breath, that you might have been shaking a little. It's awful. People don't usually watch other people that closely, but don't tell someone with SAD that, because it doesn't matter- we always think everyone is watching us, just waiting for us to screw up. Okay. I'm gonna shut up about this. This is starting to probably get boring. I decided I'm going to try to make a comprehensive social anxiety website where people can sumbit tips and ideas on how to cope...medicines they have tried and been successful with...and more- like, trying to establish support/community groups for people with the disease...maybe meetings across the country where people with the disease can get together and learn from one another. Lots of ideas are in my head...this would be cool. If I can actually pull it off. Well...I'm off to watch another episode of Monk, I think. Hope everyone has a spiffy day...

Oh, I forgot to mention...I also added a new section-
Blue Site News and Commentary. Yet another place for me to bitch and get news stories at the same time! Fun stuff, huh?

Aww...look. The miniature satanist talked about me on her site. What do you bet her parents are drunks? Now she's gonna try to put some voodoo curse on me. Oops...I shouldn't have posted this...she's gonna think I want "teenage ass" as she says! Almmooossst.

I'm thinking of seeing if the domain ipisspeopleoff.com is taken. It would surely fit lately!

Oh my lord, talk abour scary kids! Yikes!!! A few things to note...she's 13, she says she just got done smoking a bowl with her sister in her post, she claims she likes blood and sex, has a f*ck buddy named adam, and she's a sat*nist and an ath*ist (which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, seeing how s*tan is part of the christian religion!) Parents...PLEASE...do your jobs!! Your kids are turning into monsters...

I put * in the words so no one would find the site by searching for those words in case you wanted to know

Okay, this is funny. I take surveys online all the time. I feel like I'm contributing to society somehow, plus you are enterted to win prizes and stuff, and a lot of the times you can get on panels where they send you regular mail with money for doing the survey...anyhow, I am taking this one now, and this one is just kinda funny. Check out the bold answer below...

Which of the following brands of ADULT PAIN RELIEVERS hve you purchased in the last 6 months? Check all that apply:

Check out the article from horse face. What an idiot. They let people like HER get their own domains! My heavens!

I made a custom 404 page here. I don't think too many people will go to the wrong page, but if they do...they'll see that. What do you guys think? Like how I put it on Lisa's site?

I was hungry, it was nearly 4 AM, so I went to the store and bought some food. Yum. Lisa is jealous now, because I have flaming hot cheetos. Those red baron things were on sale 3 for $5, and they're tasty, kids! Plus, I got the twelve halloween cupcakes which were 3 bucks, 'cause it's umm well, November.

I just had to share....more soon...

Wow! I'm famous. Some genius at internet gossip (who has really bad researching skills- considering he says I'm a psychotic mental patient- I assure you, I am not, nor have I ever been :) - claims I have a section called Asshole of the Month- it's actually called Dumbass of the Month, and says I am obsessed with a 14 year old cam girl- truth is- I've been to her site maybe 5 times total?) wrote an article about my dumbass of the month page and this month's dumbass Chel. Funny stuff if you ask me...especially that it's on a site that has some young girl on the side of the page taking her shirt off and exposing her breasts (we're dealing with real winners here.) I love how these people know me too...they say I am unemployed and that I do not plan on getting a job...that's funny, seeing how it's not at all true. But what should we expect from people who can't even get the name of my site's section right? Amazing the level of common sense some people have.

Something else that's rather funny about that article? I left one comment on her site, in which I thanked someone for calling me dicknob. Nasty comment? Try again...when you post lies on your site, it doesn't do too much for your credibility...good try boys...

By the way guys...great job trying to imply I'm a child stalker in that article....anyone heard of slander?

President Bush says we have an obligation to vote...yea right. With all the corrupt politics, the nonstop negative ads on tv, the fact that basically only two parties are allowed to even compete, and the truth that if you don't have millions of dollars for a campaign, you have no chance of winning...why would anyone want to vote? Bush is clearly wrong...we have no obligation to vote for the lesser of two rich white guys. That's just silly.

Hell, when is election day anyhow? I thought it was Tuesday, yet Fox News just said it was today...then again, they said the independent senator in Minnesota would take over for Wellstone for the next few weeks, but Nachman on MSNBC said the next two months- so I wouldn't trust in the news media too much!

One more thing for now...I added the Josh Q&A Page. The submit form is on the left hand side down there on this page, so submit some questions or comments or whatever!

Also...I added the front page to the new Hack site that will be up soon. Lisa is saying "finish ONE site already." I will, dear...I will.

I've updated the Dumbass of the Month page. I thought it was only fair to give the award this month to Chel. I really do think she deserved it more than anyone else. Congrats to her.

I've never seen the show, and I probably never will...but I made this for the heck of it...'cause I can. Don't ask me why, but I can't stop looking at it! How weird am I.

I haven't posted in a while. Well, not really...sorta...I dunno! People say I haven't. I don't know what to say right now...so maybe this will be short.

I'm gonna add a news section to the site...I have a number of stories I saved from different websites. Just some general news stuff, and I will add some comments (mr critical!) and stuff.

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