August 31, 2002 (Saturday) 3:30 A.M. CT.

Don't listen to Lisa...she's just upset. She's okay now. And I still love her. Right, pookie?

Is it just me or is that video music awards stuff on MTV ridiculous? Eminem proves he is nuts...Britney proves she's a slut, and Michael Jackson proves himself an idiot who thought he won an award. How funny and sad is that at the same time? I didn't watch it...I would rather cut my arms off...I saw like ten minutes of it tho, and since Lisa watched it (of course, huh) she filled me in on the embarassments...Plus, I read a lot of stuff at mtvnews.com that made fun of all the people basically. Good to see I'm not alone in thinking most of these people are idiots. Anyhow...

Thanks to Lisa for directing me to crank yankers mp3's on grokster...funny shit. I never thought that show looked any good...but now, I might try to catch it when it's on.

Sunday is the Good Eats Marathon...Very Good Eats, I believe it's called, right Lees? Alton Brown is cool, sorry I stole the idea for my site from you, Lees. You just have great ideas that I agree with. We're a lot alike, see?

Crank Yankers: 'Must have a C- Section scar?' LOL. That's funny...later folks...