CURRENTLY JOSH IS...
Reading: Christianity:
A Follower's Guide, and Lake
Wobegon Days by Garrison Keillor
Listening
to: nothing
at all- no, that's not a song, it's really nothing...
TODAY JOSH...
Wore: Bright orange pajama-
like pants with various colored surf boards on them...and the
infamous steak house t shirt. (blue) Oh, and green socks. Nice
combination, huh?
August 16, 2002 (Friday) 9:55 A.M. CT.
People, I am hungry. I thought you all should know. Scratch the letter carrier job, by the way...I took the road test yesterday, and I kinda bumped another postal vehicle next to me at the end when I parked. It was bullshit. First off, it was on the left side, and you drive on the right, of course...second, the bumpers on the LLV's are HUGE...and especially huge where they doughnut out at the left and right ends (the big part that balloons out like that it what bumped the other LLV.) So, I had to pull into this tiny ass parking spot, and the person to the left had parked their LLV RIGHT on the line where part of the vehicle itself was sticking into my spot...then the person on the right had theirs parked right on the line too...so I was screwed no matter what I did. Then, on top of that, you have the fact that the LLV handles like a piece of shit, and you have to push hard to give it any gas and get it to go anywhere. The CRV, on the other hand, rides like a regular passenger car, and it's a bit smaller and easier to handle and manuever. (Did I spell that right?) So, that was that...no job for Joshy. The lady did call and say that they had a plant opening (mail clerk) but it's third shift and I hate third shift...plus, in 6 months the job is over and there is no transferring to carrier possible...so, that whole idea is out...back to the drawing board, I guess.
Am I the only one that finds if disturbing that in that Ashanti video (I can't stand that annoying bitch), there are a million little kids standing out there with her, and they have big banners all over the place that say "MURDER INC?" Am I the only one that finds that wrong? No wonder our kids are fucked up!
Im so going to get some food...