June 23, 2005

Really, Really, Really Bad Song Lyrics

(347 Words) Posted at June 23, 2005 01:06 AM in Music .

You just have to wonder what on earth they thought they were doing when they all sat down to come up with some material and put out this song...

The 3 women from Destiny's Child with their tits hanging out of their dresses (each girl has her own little solo part where she's writhing all over 1. in a bathing suit-- all wet, 2. a car and 3. umm a telephone booth? I don't even know what the hell the girl who spends half her time singing gospel music to Christ and the other half of her time whoring around with the other two was doing (not to mention this gospel singer is totally nude with the other 2 at the very end of the video)- all of them singing one of the most ridiculous lines in all of music:

"I Got Your Slippers, Your Dinner, Your Dessert, And So Much More Anything You Want Just Let Me Cater To You"

Hell, why I'm at it, I'll throw in some of the other ridiculous lyrics...

Let Me Help You Take Off Your Shoes Untie You Shoestrings Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah) What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah) Let Me Feed You Let Me Run Your Bathwater Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire Sing You A Song Turn My Game On I'll Brush Your Hair Help Put Your Do Rag On Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah) You Want A Manicure? Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy

So much for women's lib, huh? I'll brush your hair and help you put your do rag on? Dear God, someone gag me. "What you want to eat boo?"- always nice to throw in some ebonics for the kids.

You've got to wonder how certain groups become so popular, especially with such bad "music." Is it mass stupidity all of a sudden? I just saw this video on MTV Hits while flipping thru the channels, and I had to wonder what the heck they were thinking...then again, I guess they have one thing going for them- they're attractive.

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