April 14, 2005
Weirdo Demands School Allow Him to Wear Makeup
A 16 year high school student (a second year freshman at that, not a surprise once you see his picture), is claiming that his school is violating his constitutional "free expression" rights by suspending him for wearing heavy red makeup on his eyes and black lipstick, along with his bright pink mohawk.
See, James Herndon of southern California wears all this makeup to school, because he's a wiccan...just like his mother, a wiccan high priestess. She is clearly as insane as her son is, since she's the one fighting the school, demanding that James be allowed to distract all the students he wants with his attention-getting makeup and hair. It's his religious right, she says.
You aren't allowed to wear a christian cross in America's schools or openly read a bible, but dammit, you better allow scary wiccan boy his "rights." What James and his mother don't understand is- he does NOT have the right to distract other students like this. You cannot allow this weirdo to do what he wants, because you cannot reasonably draw a line as to where it ends.
Like one mother of another student said- the school did the right thing. Where do you draw the line? If you allow this kid to wear bright heavy makeup, you'd have to let every kid do ANYTHING he wanted and wear ANYTHING to school. James and his mother are too clueless to see this, but then again, they both follow the magical earth religion, so it's safe to assume neither one of them are all there to begin with.
James should be forced to get rid of the makeup AND the crazy hair...he has to grow up and understand that it's high school, it's about learning, it's not all about him. People who think ANYTHING is all about them are completely immature, and school is one of the places James needs to go to learn that immaturity does't cut it in the real world.
Comments
It's the spawn of Mimi Bobeck. ;)
isnt that the chick from drew carey? im thinking it is, but i didnt watch it enough to know for sure!
i guess i could always look it up, but whats the fun in that.
you knew a scary kid would have to have a scary mom as well. shes a "priestess"- you dont even need to see her to know shes lacking upstairs!
Yep,Mimi is from Drew Carey.
And aye,I doubt all the lights are on in her attic.But what she lacks upstairs,she makes up for "downstairs". ;)
She reminds me of Michael Moore,except her boobs are smaller.
we should do a side by side cause i dunno...they both have pretty big tits. lol. you think we could get them weighed on both moore and crazy lady to make sure? for science only, of course...cause i sure as heck dont wanna see those big puppies! YOU can do it. for science. get on it man!
Maybe something like this?
http://passtheammo.com/images/temp/fat-bastard-michael-moore-s.jpg
Yuck..heh :P
good thing i wasnt eating dinner when i saw that cause. wait. thats just sexy, i cant lie.