Pat Buchanan was talking at Western Mich Univ. last night, and some idiot ran on stage and squirted him with salad dressing.
The guy had a red mohawk.
What does this teach us? It teaches us that stereotyping people with dyed reddish pink hair (or even undyed mohawks) is perfectly fine, because they usually don't let us down in proving that they are, indeed, jackasses. It's also a general lesson that stereotypes are okay most of the time, 'cause let's be honest- they're usually right.
So- stinky people are usually poor, the poor are often times stinky...fat people love big macs and whoppers (trust me, I should know), and umm old ladies with lots of cats are not all there upstairs (if you know what I mean, and I think you do).