April 30, 2005

Psycho Bride Fakes Kidnapping

(248 Words) Posted at April 30, 2005 07:27 AM in Current Events .

Idiot bride
(full story)

Hi. I'm Jennifer. I'm a complete moron. I was supposed to get married, but I suddenly got cold feet and decided to go across the country to have some time alone to think.

I didn't tell anyone I was leaving, and my family thought I was kidnapped. The police were called and a massive search took place to find me or my body. Police resources were taken up. It all cost a lot of money. A lot of time was spent by a lot of people.

The national media picked up the story, and the entire country worried about my situation.

I called Police in New Mexico, and I told them how I was kidnapped by some unknown people who I think got scared and just decided it was best to let me go. I was taken in a van when I was jogging. It was so scary. My family was so scared, but now they're happy I'm safe.

Police thought something was fishy.

I really was never kidnapped. I lied about all of it. I just got cold feet and made up the kidnapping story.
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If this was my daughter. I would fucking strangle her. Don't give me this bullshit that she has "issues"...she's just a spoiled brat who had no respect for her husband-to-be, her family, or anyone else. She took precious police resources, and she cost everyone a lot of money.

I say- SCUMBAG, sick in the head or not...

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