September 29, 2004

Mike McCurry- Crazy Magical Powers?

I have just made a huge discovery, and it will blow you away.

Mike McCurry is magic. Yes, he is magic.

A few minutes ago, he was debating Mary Matlin on NBC's Today- and the graphic said "LIVE," plus there was a clock on the screen that said the current time...plus, the Today show is always live.

BUT- I turned it to Fox News and McCurry was on Fox and Friends, and their graphic also said "LIVE," and that show is always aired live as well.

This, my friends, is akin to the Watergate investigation and the decoding of DNA, and you have me to thank for it. Don't ask me how McCurry did this magic- maybe he's a demon sent to earth in human form...or maybe he's a practitioner of some secret Haitian voodoo, I dunno- either way, that shit was scary.

Posted by Josh at September 29, 2004 11:01 PM | TrackBack
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